If Ryeowook and Sungmin were old ladies

If Kyuhyun and Sungmin were a Disney Prince and Princess

Well the story begins with Sungmin being the cleaning Ajumma

And he lives with 7 hot dorks

Then there is Kyuhyun, the handsome young prince

Prince Kyuhyun has won all verbal wars against all possible bitches and hoes

Everybody admired his snarky attitude, except his loyal butler Hyukjae

But his parents, King Kangin and Queen Leeteuk wanted grandchildren

And they knew that Kyuhyun only had eyes for his stupid Starcraft game

They blame Hyukjae for giving their son that hardrive full of porn, that’s what probably helped Kyuhyun last that long without fucking anybody

But they’ve had enough, so they sent Kyuhyun to work in SM town

They knew there were a lot of hot princesses there. Thank you plastic surgery.

SM town was holding an audition for those who wish to be enslaved for the rest of their lives. And Kyuhyun was one of the judges

Sungmin heard of the auditions and decided that he wants to share his talent of being flexible as fuck

But the EVIL manager hyung called him fat and sent him back to the kitchen

Well of course Sungmin went to cry afterwards… Disney’s cue for shit just got sad

And that’s when Fairy Ryeowook poped out of nowhere and said, “What a little bitch”

Fairy Ryeowook gave Sungmin the magical powers of tight skinny jeans to make his legs look nice and shit

But Fairy Ryewook warned him, “That shit will rip by midnight… I mean that’s cheap material, bro”

Sungmin didn’t even thank fairy Ryeowook and just ran off to SM town

Evil manager hyung was there but he couldn’t recognize Sungmin because he looked like such a slut

Sungmin performed his “you can fuck me in any position” tricks

And the audience loved it

Especially prince Kyuhyun

So Prince Kyuhyun took Sungmin back to his bedroom using a parachute or some shit. They flew over the seven seas too and that’s when they met Sebastian.

Sebastian, the love doctor, decided that these two should fall in love because you know… that’s what’s supposed to happen

And da mood was created. Wine, dim lights and the soothing voice of some singer on the radio…. oh and it was raining outside too. Prince Kyuhyun and Ajumma Sungmin were having so much fun chatting

But then time passed by and it was midnight and that’s when Sungmin’s pants ripped and his lovely thighs became visible

Sungmin started crying calling himself fat and stuff

But then Prince Kyuhyun LOLed and told him, “Dude, outside Korea you’re considered underweight, k.”

“Plus, I like it when there are things to grope”

And then not so PG-13 things happened in the bedroom

But the next morning, Kyuhyun asked Sungmin to come with him to the garden

And that’s when Sungmin saw the flashmob that Kyuhyun prepared for him… every good movie needs a musical number, right

Then they confessed their eternal love for one another even though they literarily met just like yesterday

Then prince Kyuhyun announced to the WORLD that he was getting married to Ajumma Sungmin…. because hey, there were fans with cameras everywhere

King Kangin and Qeen Leeteuk were very happy for their son

But Sungmin doesn’t have a vagina obviously, so they decided to adopt a grandson and call him Kyumin

And they all lived Super Junior Happy ever after!

If Yesung was your favorite Actor

When he’s the leading actor in action movies

But when he’s the leading actor in romantic movies

His infamous sidekick

When he wants to convey mixed emotions

How he takes care of the movie’s props

How all his pornos start

When He wins Best Actor awards

How his interviews usually go

When he stars in High School Musical

How the Media use him to mislead his fans

When he stars in a superhero film

His famous quote

How all his movies end

10 years later…he’ll be directing a documentary based on your fucked up fangirl life

If Lee Hyukjae was your substitute teacher

How he’d greet the class

How he’d ask you to solve the question on the board

Your art in-class assignment

When he forgets to bring the digestive system module

When you give him an apple

“Mr. Lee… erm… you’re not wearing any pants today”

When the principle walks in to check on the class

And when she/he leaves

Your ICT’s practical exam

When you forget to do your homework

What you learn in his English class

What actually comes on the exam

When chemistry class goes wild and turns on the fire sprinklers

How he’d generate discussions in class

How he’d react to you accusing him of sexual harassment

2 hours later… reality hits you

If Donghae was your wife

On your wedding night

The next day

How he’d attempt to cook for you

When you make fun of his friends

But when you’re being nice and gentlemanly towards them

When you ask him if he wants kids

After your first baby

When you ask him if you guys could watch a movie other than Titanic

When you’re horny

When he’s horny

When you don’t like the fish plushie he got you for your birthday

“Honey, did you fill the school’s application forms?”

When they talk about new UFOs (unidentified flying objects) on tv

When you come home late from work

“Who wants a piggyback ride from daddy?”

When you ask him how was his night out with his friends

“Kids! who broke the television?”

40 years later… you’re still happily married to this adorable wife 

If Kangin was your Husband

How he looked when you frist met

How he looks now

Your wedding dance

The ritual you perform before he goes to work

How you fight

Every time you try to be romantic

Your idea of a cuddle

When you kiss him in public

When you kiss him in private

When your parents are around

When you attempt to have a serious conversation wiht him

You would have couple outfits

How he skypes you when you’re on a business trip

He’d make funny faces when you have visitors

He’d suggest a threesome with your former college roommate

And sometimes he’d cross-dress just to spice things up

3 years later… you will have a beautiful baby named Donghae

If Siwon was your housekeeper

His uniform

When you come home early and your parents aren’t around

When other maids are around

When you give him tips on how to cook next time

When his working hours are over

When there is family drama going on in your house

When you refuse to go to church

How he wakes you up

Cockroach season

When you remember his birthday

How he avoids getting attacked when burglars break into the house

During car wash

When your mom accuses him of something

When he wins the lottery

3 weeks later…. positive pregnancy test

If Kyuhyun was your single dad

When you ask him where do babies come from

Breakfast, Lunch and dinner

When you get a B in math

He’d embarace the shit out of you every Halloween

When you come home early … or late

During parent meetings

When you hurt yourself

Every time you ask him about how you look

On cleaning day

When you tell him he’s too old for Starcraft

When you have nightmares

“Dad can I tell you something but please don’t laugh”

When he meets your boyfriend

When your teacher asks you to write about your role model

10 years later he’ll show up to your wedding… to drag you to his own wedding

If Heechul was your single mom

When he drives you to school

When you tell him you were at a friend’s house for a school project

During parent meetings

When you joke about him getting old

But people think he’s your sister

When you ask him to help you with your homework

He’d give you tips on how to be a tough bitch

When you leave your boyfriend with him

When you ask him for advice

When you ask him if you could go to a party

When he discovers that you rejected hooking up with a stranger at that party

When you gossip about your single teachers

When you show him affection

When you ask him about puberty

Prom Night and you look like shit

When you come home earlier than usual

10 years later he’ll show up to your wedding looking hotter than you

If Ryeowook was your college roommate

He’d always manage to distract you from reading your favorite novel

He’d clean your car when you’re too busy to do it yourself

You’d both put on your ‘hot girls disguise’ every friday

And seduce random guys at the bar

You’d be trolling in amusement parks

You’d watch horror movies together when you can’t study

He’d attempt to scare the shit out of you for a week afterwards

He’d act like your boyfriend whenever your creepy stalker is around

He’d try to explain shit for you whenever you feel particularly stupid

And vice versa

You’d both get wasted when exams are over

He’d stand up for you when the popular slut insults you

You’d go shopping and goof around as you try on outfits that you’re not gonna buy anyways cause you’re both broke

He’d always mess with and try on your make up whenever you have classes

He’d take you on a road trip whenever you feel down

In contrast, it’d be really easy for you to cheer him up

You’d cook your low-budget dorm meals together

He wouldn’t hesitate to go all ghetto girl on you when your argument is invalid

You’d both take one another’s Facebook profile pictures

He’d be willing to take your embarrassing bets just so he could win a few bucks

He’d act angelically whenever you bring your classmates over

The club won’t be able to handle him when you guys get down on the floor

He’d kick your ass during your much needed pillow fights

He’d give you the you’re-hiding-something-from-me looks when he knows you have a crush on someone

5 years later… he’d show up to your wedding, fashionably late, with swag

 

If Sungmin was your baby