The 9 types of friends every woman needs

Leetuek: The Therapist

He’ll listen to your problems and offer you non-judgmental advice.

Shindong: The Party Time hoe

He’s there when you wanna get drunk & fucked. You’ll probably regret hanging out with him the next morning.

Zhoumi: The dress up chick

Honest enough to tell you that you look fat and old in that dress and will force you to go on a much needed shopping trip.

Sungmin: The little princess

You can talk to him freely about boys and love and cheesy womanly stuff. You will giggle, A LOT!

Donghae: The needy one

This is your baby. You’ll have to take care of him and make him feel loved all the fucking time! Don’t worry he’ll grow on you.

Heechul: The ghetto gurl

Is there to protect you. Intimidates everyone just by being there…

Kyuhyun: The insensitive dick

The straight guy who has absolute no intrest in you because you’re his bro. Will tell you when you’re being unattractive to the opposite sex.

Ryeowook: The mother-like

Will feed you and cry with you and hug you and make sure you’re okay all the time.

Eunhyuk: The old school homie

That friend that you can be yourself around ‘cause he’s known you even before you started shaving your legs