Leetuek: The Therapist
He’ll listen to your problems and offer you non-judgmental advice.
Shindong: The Party Time hoe
He’s there when you wanna get drunk & fucked. You’ll probably regret hanging out with him the next morning.
Zhoumi: The dress up chick
Honest enough to tell you that you look fat and old in that dress and will force you to go on a much needed shopping trip.
Sungmin: The little princess
You can talk to him freely about boys and love and cheesy womanly stuff. You will giggle, A LOT!
Donghae: The needy one
This is your baby. You’ll have to take care of him and make him feel loved all the fucking time! Don’t worry he’ll grow on you.
Heechul: The ghetto gurl
Is there to protect you. Intimidates everyone just by being there…
Kyuhyun: The insensitive dick
The straight guy who has absolute no intrest in you because you’re his bro. Will tell you when you’re being unattractive to the opposite sex.
Ryeowook: The mother-like
Will feed you and cry with you and hug you and make sure you’re okay all the time.
Eunhyuk: The old school homie
That friend that you can be yourself around ‘cause he’s known you even before you started shaving your legs