If Heechul was your single mom

When he drives you to school

When you tell him you were at a friend’s house for a school project

During parent meetings

When you joke about him getting old

But people think he’s your sister

When you ask him to help you with your homework

He’d give you tips on how to be a tough bitch

When you leave your boyfriend with him

When you ask him for advice

When you ask him if you could go to a party

When he discovers that you rejected hooking up with a stranger at that party

When you gossip about your single teachers

When you show him affection

When you ask him about puberty

Prom Night and you look like shit

When you come home earlier than usual

10 years later he’ll show up to your wedding looking hotter than you